Double Standards of my Imaginary Life

Over the past few months many have thrown shade to the homie Tiger Woods for his MANY side pieces over the past few years lol! Now while I never want to give a round of high fives to all the cheaters in the world I have come to realize I truly have a double standard when it comes to being cheated on by a dollarnaire VS a billionaire (smh). To me it is truly comical because I have internally thought long and hard about what I would do in that type of situation.

I can admit it REALLY sucks to get cheated on, but in my head I am weighing out the scenarios. Now before I get in to deep I am specifically talking about "celebrity" type men who cheat on their wives NOT men who are just cheating on their girlfriend because lets just face it you don't get to keep the house with that kind of title lol

I feel like Tigers mistake was not telling wifey at the alter like "yo before you say I do...I like sex I like sex with a lot of other people...I promise I will wear a condom...and you can spend all my money...if you agreed we good and I DO". That way at least the poor girl could have at least been like "I'll pass" or "word...lets keep the party going". Instead she has to walk around with the "I got played" face looking like Vanessa Bryant which doesn't really earn you any brownie points at your kids PTA meetings.

In my own make believe world I would never marry any celebrity be it athlete or Hollywood hunk without considering the fact he could cheat. Its a tough world out there for a man with the spotlight on him lol. I truly think the public discovery and slander across magazine racks nationwide is more of a GOTCHA BITCH then the actual act of the infidelity itself. I know what your saying though, "why marry if you know he will cheat then?" Valid question, but this is strictly a for humor type of thought process I am going through. So to answer the question, "WHY NOT?" I mean think about it if I am an avg college educated chick making avg money in higher education meet a eligible athlete who can knock my life up from avg to outstanding and chooses to "put a ring on it" and I truly love the guy who am I to turn it down because of the fear of the "what ifs"

To really drive my point home peep my open letter to my future husband

Dear future NFL husband,

I love you that's why I married you! Do I want you to cheat on me? HELL NO! Do I realize you could possible have hoes in different area codes, but still call me every night and say you love me? HELL YES! So here is what I am going to need you to do. If you can't keep it in your pants wear a condom, limit it to 2 hoes a year and run me them heffas backgrounds and we good. Hoodrats and hooters girls are UNACCEPTABLE. Lets limit them to chicks that have their OWN money so that they are not trying to spend up mine. Don't get mad if I am out doing me with Enrique my Yoga instructor because if you think I am going to sit at home and wait on you HA!

I am always 3 steps ahead of you so if you can't keep your hoes in check please note I will be more then happy to take full control of the mansion I had you build for me, my Nissan Murano (lol what you thought I would say Mercedes huh), the nanny and the child support for the 3 kids I popped out for insurance purposes. Oh and please make sure you put money aside for college tuitions and my "moms" apartment in Miami because "the kids" love spending summers there!

Signed,
Your wife who may have set you up from jump :-)

FaithFully Yours!

PS DON'T JUDGE ME! :-)

Sexy me This Sexy me That

While I was clicking around in the internet world today and came across Sean Johns 2010 Spring/Summer collection. As I eluded to in my first post on The Nouveau Noir I am trying to tap into my inner fashion watcher!

In saying that I am really feeling this new collection. Especially this two pocket, single button, 100% wool suit pictured to the right!!!

I always wondered what I would buy for the business man in my life and by golly I think I have discovered it!

It looks even sexier in black and for $395.00 I would have to stop eating out for about 3months! But isn't that worth it to make your man just as sexy dressed as undressed O_o

Check out the rest of the collection at www.seanjohn.com. I am even impressed by some of the new jeans, jackets and vest that appeal to a much wider audience.

Faithfully Yours.....tapping into her inner fashionist !!!!

SPOTTED: Pre-Gaming

LIVEstyle: Sometimes its good to mix Business and Pleasure

It's always good to take time and spend with those that mean so much to you. This past weekend after the LIVEstyle Model Call I was able to catch up with some friends on U street in DC for drinks and food! We went to this place called The Next Door, the food was very good and the drinks were even better. They had a great Happy Hour as well, Its def a place to check out if you're ever in the area.

YOU THOUGHT TIANA WAS A PRINCESS: THATS HOW THEY HAD YOU FOOLED!

So a couple of weeks ago we celebrated the Birthday of my play Neice who was referred to that day as "Princess Nya" As her Couture Coach I must say that she is a diva in her own right. After hours of decorating and preparing we transformed the 3 Store Town house into a Princess Pad like none other... Crown Making, Dance Floor Equip with DJ, Cake, Games, and Fun Fun Fun. It hurts my heart to know my mother NEVER did stuff this big for me when I was a child... smh

What are YOU Doing?

Soooo a few weeks back I came across the following video from this girl called Ms Nessa! Check out her page her other videos are hilarious!




I found it so horridly funny I had to try my hand at my own version!



I have never laughed so hard at myself in my life! I was in tears! Maybe a part 2 to come soon! SMOOCHES

Faithfully Yours

Lawrd Hav Mercy This SHOE

Alexander McQueen Lives ON!

In this fatigue peep-toe bootie! Ladies Ladies Ladies! This shoe could make the WORST of feet look splendiferous :-)

With the Price of or around $1,295.00....ehhh...the wallet may not like you!

So lets just take moment....close our eyes....and ladies lets just picture the hotness of this shoe matched with a pencil tan skirt and a flowing earth tone shirt...some big dangling earrings...bangles oh and lets not forget the bling

...and Exhaaaaaaaaale

Faithfully Yours!

Relationships 101: Back to the Basics

What are the basics to any relationship? Are there things that should happen in all relationships that a person should never do without in order to call it "successful"? This vlog gives you about 3 basic ideas with a few side pieces to get your brain flowing!

Feel free to jump in on the comment box and join in on the debate!

All this and more to come for this series we are dubbing Relationships 101!

Now this is our first and probably only raw and uncut video! I was going to go all Spike Lee and create a masterpiece, but I was thrown for a bit of a IT loop sooo Jame and I decided to give you it its entirety anyway......Besides we are HILARIOUS!

So don't judge us yet! Stay tuned for vlog 2 Relationships 101: Code of Conduct!

pps don't forget to become a fan of my youtube channel www.youtube.com/faithw18

Faithfully Yours!

Must See TV: Dancing with The Stars 2010 Season Lineup Released

During this weeks Finale of The Bachelor (which I have never gotten into) the 2010 Lineup for DWTS was released. This season should be very interesting. There will be 11 stars in the cast of this seasons Dancing with the Stars, however only 10 guests have been confirmed. The confirmed dancing stars will include:


Pamela Anderson - Baywatch, Barbwire, Tommy Lee's Ex-wife


Chad Ochocinco Johnson - NFL Wide Receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals


Kate Gosselin - Jon and Kate plus 8.


Aiden Turner - "All My Children."


Buzz Aldrin - NASA Astronaut, took first steps on the moon with Neil Armstrong.


Shannen Doherty - Actress


Evan Lysacek - Olympic Figure Skater (Gold Medal, 2010)


Erin Andrews - ESPN Sportscaster


Nicole Scherzinger - Alpha Pussycat Doll.




Niecy Nash - Comedian and ex-"Reno 911" star.

I am soooo excited to see my girl N. Scherzinger. Not to mention I live and Die for Shanne D., while Pamela Anderson should be very interesting to watch. I'm sure Niecy will provide comic relif and we will just laugh at Kate anyway...

P.S. Who the hell is Buzz Aldrin and Erin Andrews?

Dancing with the Stars will Premiere March 22, 2010 at 8pm on ABC.

Power Couples- The Intro

As Jame mentioned earlier I have in my possession the most awesome but yet simple but yet packed full of fun video camera ever called the FLIP! (see link and photo in previous post below)

During last weeks lunch we had a huge discussion on Power Couples....In a effort to really examine if two so called dominate figures could really exist in a healthy relationship.

We attempted to get the momentum going ala our first flip video, but Jame spent more time bringing you "into him" so we didn't quiiiite hit the core of the topic at hand.....but stay tuned!

Oh yeah....Twit....email....facebook...or respond in the box tell Jame how hawt he looks in the video! I want him to continue to jump in!

Faith

#mM - Music Monday (Blast from the Past)

One of my favorite things about Twitter is Music Mondays. I always look forward to seeing what other types of music people are listening to along with stacking my youtube playlist. I have decided that I'd like to do a Music Monday post on TNN just to give you either a sneak peak of whats coming from a artist, something you may have never heard from an artist, or a blast from the past. Maybe even all three!


Babyface ft. Des'Ree - Fire

I'm Keeping the "Faith"

After my lunch conversation last week I invited my girl Faith to post some Video Blogs on TNN. So I hope that you guys (Whoever you guys may be) will like her as much as I do. I am not usually a video blogger, I'm not quite sure I like the way I look and sound on camera but maybe you guys will catch in a few of her blogs soon. So I just wanted to say WELCOME! to Faith... make yourself at home!




Faith also uses this cool video camera that I just fell in love with today~! They are available at Target for about $150.00-$200.00 which isn't that bad. The quality is actually pretty good.

-Jame

The Nouveau Noirs Sidekick

Good Morning to all

I am Faith, but like "Jame" I also respond to Faithful, Fafe, Fayfe, Faye Faye and any other combo you can think of to destroy my 'God Given Name' (s/o to Solange lol). I think I am going to start dubbing myself "the sidekick" though when it comes to this project.

Primarily this is a blog for Jame to express himself about things going on in the city, things hes experienced and the overall excitements and lows of life! I am here to sprinkle input here and there primarily through video blogs with an occasional write up.

To give you my background...Lets see if I can match Jame!

1. I am NewYorRican and Black lol

2. Had OK friends when I was younger, but I trading them in for some better models lol

3. Fashion was never important until I had people I had to compete with

4. Obsessed with John Legend, Alicia Keys, Trey Songz, Usher and Johnta Austin

5. My love for fashion has increased but I dare you to ask me to define COUTURE smh

6. Didn't start looking fashionable until yesterday...no really!

7. Moved to Richmond because VCU freakn ROCKS lol

8. I like to THINK I pledge Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc. Theta "Death" Rho chapter

9. Somehow became apart of many VCU firsts!

10. Became interested in higher education

11. Graduated....and came right back

12. Working FT and determined to increase the stamps in my Passport
13. Absolutely IN LOVE...with the NO Saints.....WHO DAT :-)

14. Began video blogging and became the SIDEKICK

I tried.....Anyhoo....I did about 2 new blogs this weekend, but feel free to catch up on some of the past work I started last year. Feel free to also hit us up and ask for topics to be discussed. I do it all!

www.youtube.com/faithw18