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Afternoon Afternoon and Afternoon

While Mr Nouveau Noir himself has taking a bit of break from constant blogging I am here to fill in those gaps whenever I can lol!! This video focuses on about 3 things that have been in my mind.

Enjoy

Faithfully Yours!

Tom Ford is my HERO

I was going to wait to post this at another date! But I CANT!

Over the past few months I have been dying to just suck it up and purchase a pair of Tom Ford glasses because they go OFF! So I tend to go look at his website at least 2 times a month hoping it may say GET YOUR FREE PAIR HERE lol

Well today lookie what I stumbled across. When I saw it I was like maaaaan The Nouveau Noir HIMSELF would look awesome in this Regency Cocktail Jacket (look #35). This look to the right is only 1 of about 8 very out there designs!

I love it! I will be starting a paypal account for donations for Jameson in 2hrs :-)

FaithFully Yours!

Open Letter to Beyonce

Dear Beyonce,

You made my dreams come to life in the McQueen Fatigue Peep Toe booties I put on this very blog last month http://tweetphoto.com/19241019!

Now since I am living through you please come back and crush the game with these Alexander McQueen 2010 Wing-embroidered platform sandals! I feel like I could put these on and FLY AWAY!

I can't even type anymore! I AM SPEECHLESS!

Faithfully Yours!

When I Grow Up.....

............I want to be like Ciara! I just don't understand she gave me boy + hood chick + ill take your man! I live for her! I also hate her at the same time for the things this video made me want to do! *Scrolls through phone*





Faithfully Yours

LiveSTYLE Presents... Dexterity 5.1.10

I am so excited to be working as Sr. Stylist on this project with the Livestyle Team. An eclectic bunch dedicated to bringing something new and innovative to the DC/MD/VA Scene. Check out the article posted on Shy Magazine at http://shymagazine.com/shy/2010/03/livestyle-hits-dc.html

Created with a precise vision, passion for various art forms, and impeccable style, LiveStyle Productions presents the "Dexterity" Fashion Show. Sure to keep its audience members captivated, the show brings a level of intense visual creativity that the DC Metropolitan area has never seen. Dexterity pays homage to the origin of fashion by focusing on the four epic eras in art history: Pop Art, Cubism, Surrealism, and Abstract. Be inspired as we celebrate individuality through fashion, artwork, and musical entertainment.

Join us for our final Installment of the LIVESTYLE series.

LIVESTYLE is Fashion.Art.Music.Entertainment

Saturday May 1st @ Station 9 Lounget (1438 U st. NW WDC)
www.station9dc.com

Doors open at 3p

4p to 6p - Tanqueray "We Resist Simple" Lounge with Complimentary Tanqueray Infused Cocktails. Complimentary Appetizers

Live Body Painting, Still Models & Art Showcase

Original Artwork By:

Michelle Parrish
Charles Jean-Pierre
Reshada Pullen
Nosaj Authentics/Jason Ford
Alex Clark
Tanekeya Word

The People's Choice DJ Tiz & The Soul Selector DJ Kaos Providing the Musical Landscape

6p to 730p - Fashion Show and Live Entertainment

For More info, Vip Seating & Table Reservations contact livestyleproductions@gmail.com or D.bass@tmo.blackberry.net or call 301.802.5676

For Discounted $20 Advance Tix go to http;//livestylepresentsdexterity.eventbrite.com

Double Standards of my Imaginary Life

Over the past few months many have thrown shade to the homie Tiger Woods for his MANY side pieces over the past few years lol! Now while I never want to give a round of high fives to all the cheaters in the world I have come to realize I truly have a double standard when it comes to being cheated on by a dollarnaire VS a billionaire (smh). To me it is truly comical because I have internally thought long and hard about what I would do in that type of situation.

I can admit it REALLY sucks to get cheated on, but in my head I am weighing out the scenarios. Now before I get in to deep I am specifically talking about "celebrity" type men who cheat on their wives NOT men who are just cheating on their girlfriend because lets just face it you don't get to keep the house with that kind of title lol

I feel like Tigers mistake was not telling wifey at the alter like "yo before you say I do...I like sex I like sex with a lot of other people...I promise I will wear a condom...and you can spend all my money...if you agreed we good and I DO". That way at least the poor girl could have at least been like "I'll pass" or "word...lets keep the party going". Instead she has to walk around with the "I got played" face looking like Vanessa Bryant which doesn't really earn you any brownie points at your kids PTA meetings.

In my own make believe world I would never marry any celebrity be it athlete or Hollywood hunk without considering the fact he could cheat. Its a tough world out there for a man with the spotlight on him lol. I truly think the public discovery and slander across magazine racks nationwide is more of a GOTCHA BITCH then the actual act of the infidelity itself. I know what your saying though, "why marry if you know he will cheat then?" Valid question, but this is strictly a for humor type of thought process I am going through. So to answer the question, "WHY NOT?" I mean think about it if I am an avg college educated chick making avg money in higher education meet a eligible athlete who can knock my life up from avg to outstanding and chooses to "put a ring on it" and I truly love the guy who am I to turn it down because of the fear of the "what ifs"

To really drive my point home peep my open letter to my future husband

Dear future NFL husband,

I love you that's why I married you! Do I want you to cheat on me? HELL NO! Do I realize you could possible have hoes in different area codes, but still call me every night and say you love me? HELL YES! So here is what I am going to need you to do. If you can't keep it in your pants wear a condom, limit it to 2 hoes a year and run me them heffas backgrounds and we good. Hoodrats and hooters girls are UNACCEPTABLE. Lets limit them to chicks that have their OWN money so that they are not trying to spend up mine. Don't get mad if I am out doing me with Enrique my Yoga instructor because if you think I am going to sit at home and wait on you HA!

I am always 3 steps ahead of you so if you can't keep your hoes in check please note I will be more then happy to take full control of the mansion I had you build for me, my Nissan Murano (lol what you thought I would say Mercedes huh), the nanny and the child support for the 3 kids I popped out for insurance purposes. Oh and please make sure you put money aside for college tuitions and my "moms" apartment in Miami because "the kids" love spending summers there!

Signed,
Your wife who may have set you up from jump :-)

FaithFully Yours!

PS DON'T JUDGE ME! :-)

Sexy me This Sexy me That

While I was clicking around in the internet world today and came across Sean Johns 2010 Spring/Summer collection. As I eluded to in my first post on The Nouveau Noir I am trying to tap into my inner fashion watcher!

In saying that I am really feeling this new collection. Especially this two pocket, single button, 100% wool suit pictured to the right!!!

I always wondered what I would buy for the business man in my life and by golly I think I have discovered it!

It looks even sexier in black and for $395.00 I would have to stop eating out for about 3months! But isn't that worth it to make your man just as sexy dressed as undressed O_o

Check out the rest of the collection at www.seanjohn.com. I am even impressed by some of the new jeans, jackets and vest that appeal to a much wider audience.

Faithfully Yours.....tapping into her inner fashionist !!!!